December 2010
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It won't stop raining....
Some douche played the fucking Song of Storms on my ocarina.
I’mma get my sword and rain on their ass.
November 2010
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Awkward Conversation with: Family 1
Setting is my kitchen. I just walk in and set my bowl on top of a chopping board (don’t ask why). It was already on the table, along with a knife. My aunt sees me standing in front of the board, staring at the knife. My percieved attitude towards her in this conversation would also explain why my aunt “hates” me so much.
*note: most of my family members have a filipino accent,...
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Curse My Constant Hunger!
Fuck.
Now I crave cheesy-ness. Time to order an extra large pizza with extra cheese….. for myself.
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Oh dear....
Is it bad to like a male anime character? It is, isn’t it?
I have no life… Someone shoot me.
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Then I’m going out of my mind, so hold back your tears this time.
– ~ Jacob Hoggard, Hedley
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What? What? WHAT? You’ve never seen a man dance in striped socks before?
– ~ My Cousin, caught in the living room, wearing my striped socks, dancing to Single Ladies by Beyonce
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Why is it that my childhood was full of wonderful...
They make me so sad that dreams like that are almost never granted.
Seriously, 20th Century Fox (creators of Thumbelina and Swan Princess) and Disney (creators of The Little Mermaid and Pocahontas) gave my childhood wonderful music, that when I watch them again I cry for my own John Smith, Prince Eric, Prince Derek and Cornelius.
What the HELL happened? I think I’ll bleed for my children...
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Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all...
– ~ Tom Wilson
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Vow of Silence →
Yesterday, I did not speak. This is because I took the Vow of Silence. I did this for children in developing countries who have no rights, no freedom, and thus, no ability to stand and speak up for themselves. I lost my voice, and gave it to them so they may have a chance to say their piece.
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this is one of those obligatory reblogs. i will reblog this...
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There is more treasure in books than in all the pirate’s loot on Treasure...
– ~Walt Disney
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It’s kind of fun to do the impossible.
– ~Walt Disney
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A guilty conscience needs to confess. A work of art is a confession.
– ~Albert Camus
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God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many...
– ~ Garrison Keillor
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Every man dies. Not every man really lives.
– ~William Wallace
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A true friend is one soul in two bodies.
– ~Aristotle
Anonymous asked: do you prefer action movies or disney movies?
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I am a transparent eyeball.
– ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be...
– ~Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
Anonymous asked: is this who i think it is?
cause if it is...nice...very stealthy....hehe
and if not...please don't think i'm crazy....haha
(although i may act like it sometimes)
cause if it is...nice...very stealthy....hehe
and if not...please don't think i'm crazy....haha
(although i may act like it sometimes)
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Omegle RPG Conversation
Because I can…..
You: Input Class
Stranger: Mage
You
Input Race:
Stranger: Elf
You: You are: MAGE/ELF. Is this correct?
Stranger: yes
You: *start adventure*
Stranger: fuck yeah
You: you find yourself in your kitchen. only exit NORTH. there is a POT with a LID on the STOVE. there is a VASE on the TABLE
Stranger: remove the lid
You: you remove the LID. inside, you find a...
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Omegle Conversation 3
I am very mean to these poor horny people….
Stranger: 22 m here, clean chat
You: seriously? no joke?
Stranger: no
Stranger: so asl?
You: oh cool, hi
You: no, how about you GET LAID SOMEWHERE ELSE
You have disconnected from the conversation.
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Omegle Conversation 2
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I AM SO RETARDED.
Stranger: my penisssss
You: IS DRY
You have disconnected from the conversation.
How like philosophers! Preening themselves for teaching black-and-white thinkers...
– ~Susan Sparks
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So True....
Haha, this is has a very good point.
ton-souhait:
I don’t like the phrase, “undressing you with my eyes.” I mean… Undress me with your hands or you need to stop staring at me so intensely.
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