moonupabove: askinnyblackman: elloelen: theprettygoodgatsby: piffsburg: Females: I want equal rights. Females: You can’t hit me I’m a female. Females: I want equal rights and i don’t want you to hit me because I am a human being and I don’t like being hit Even if they throw the first punch? how about no one hits anyone because hitting people is wrong #god damn we learned this...
djavjr: it has been three days since my infiltration into the nest they do not suspect a thing
goldenfreezeover: somethingambiguous: tltty: when I’m old, kids will think I’m so ancient because it’s like ‘Holy shit you were born in the nineteen hundreds’ We’ll be the last humans to be born in a year beginning with “1”
tabit: I’m not in the mood to exist
Spoilers for Edolas Arc under the cut:
Okay, so those of you who’ve watched the Edolas arc in Fairy Tail know about the whole doubles situation and what not… [[MORE]] You also know about how people of Edolas don’t have their own magic but use magic infused weapons. I was watching Edolas!Cana when I noticed something: at first I was like LOL CARD CAPTOR SAKURA STAFF CAMEO CANA THAT’S NOT HOW YOU USE THAT ...
me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
chlotana: baby-youremyliquor: chlotana: why isn’t “so….yeah.” an acceptable conclusion on a 10 page paper I’ve not really ever had Starbucks… Someone take me? literally what the fuck
friskygrandma: I!!!DONT!!!WANNA!!!CARE!!!ABOUT!!!MY!!!WEIGHT!!! BUT!!!I!!!DO!!!
My parents think I do nothing all day.
sodamnrelatable: Please, I run a blog. And I hang out with my friends like this:
dampsandwich: the entire school was burning down and i had to pull the fire alarm. i sprinted over to it. there was writing on it in permanent ink. it said: if you pull this down you are gay. no way was i pulling the fire alarm anymore
ow my heart
donkjonah: to infinity and beyonce
hungrylikethewolfie: barackobama: guitarandmountaindew: stay-bene-amici: all my OTPs sittin’ in a tree HO-MO-SEXU-ALITY first comes love then comes marriage thanks obama you’re welcome.
lindsaylohomo: oh my god so i was at the store today and there was a younger blind guy with his sister or cousin or something and i was walking behind him by a little kid and his mom and the little kid was like “mommy why is he walking with a stick?” and the mom goes “shh..he’s blind sweetie” and the guy turns around and he goes “yeah blind to the haters” and just turns around and starts walking...
gameandwatch: you ever see someone attractive but they’re such a stereotypical type of attractive that it’s actually boring
I’m so insecure like I could be married to my husband of 40 years and I would still wonder if he likes me or not
daviddthaxton: My talents include being on tumblr all day and not hitting the post limit
this is the arc i’ve been waiting for
dontstopthemadnesss: mcporno: keep your eyes peeled Can I marry you
mindfulambitions: hawkeyedriza: absolutelydestinysmood: nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me you can’t repeat the past can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
dear-beautiful-if-this-was-easy: “you may now kiss the bride” can we just… not? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAAAAAAAT
twotenandahalf: palms are sweaty, knees weak, steve buscemi.